The Republic of Caellan Sancen is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 356 million Caellans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Caellan economy, worth 14.0 trillion Caels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,286 Caels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Caellan mussels the biggest in The North Pacific, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caellan Sancen's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caellan Sancen is ranked 43,336^th in the world and 1,434^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.